Chuck Schumer just won Democrats the Senate, and two of his own senators are putting on a loud show of refusing to crown him.

The rebels swear they want a fresh start.

And Elissa Slotkin just bragged about one move from her past that shows how this sham really ends.

The Anti-Schumer Revolt Played to a Room Full of Obama Alumni

Democrats picked a telling stage for their big rebellion. Crooked Con, the post-midterm gathering thrown by Crooked Media, the podcast shop that former Barack Obama aides built, spent the day booing and jeering every time somebody mentioned Chuck Schumer.

US Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) gave the crowd exactly what it came for.

“There should be no coronation of the next Democratic leader,” Van Hollen said, adding that “nobody should get a blank check without a full understanding of the caucus as to where we’re going to go.”

He told his colleagues to “withhold commitments” until Schumer lays out a plan.

But US Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) wanted the bigger applause line. She floated denying Schumer a quorum, the minimum number of senators the chamber needs to do business, until he answers her concerns. Then she let it rip.

“If he wants to be majority leader, what is your plan for the first 100 days?” Slotkin said. “How are you going to do things differently so that Democrats get their **** together? If you can’t produce that, I’m not voting for you.”

Asked whether she’d run for the job herself, Slotkin called it “an open field” and added, “I’m not ruling anything out.”

Tough talk. And it won’t cost her a dime.

The Vote Nobody Back Home Will Ever Get to See

Here’s the detail the cable segments breezed right past. Senate Democrats choose their leader behind closed doors, by secret ballot. Both parties pick their Senate leaders that way, and no senator ever has to tell anybody how he or she voted.

The full Senate never holds a public roll call on the question either. The caucus decides, and that’s the end of it.

So a senator can climb onto a stage, threaten Schumer, soak up the cheers and the headlines back home, then walk into a closed room and mark a ballot no constituent will ever lay eyes on.

Schumer only needs a simple majority of a caucus headed to at least 54 senators. Nobody has declared against him. He told The Daily, the New York Times podcast, that “everyone’s very happy with what we all did.”

He doesn’t sound nervous. Funny how that works.

US Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) at least skipped the theater. “Chuck worked really hard to get this majority, so my plan is to support him,” Kelly told reporters, even while he joined the chorus calling on Democrats “to do things differently than we’ve done before.” The press loves to file Kelly under “moderate,” but he co-founded a gun control outfit with his wife, former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, and he isn’t hiding where his leadership vote is going.

Slotkin Already Ran This Exact Play on Nancy Pelosi

Slotkin handed reporters the key to the whole performance herself. She told the crowd she hopes incoming freshmen follow the example she set in 2018, when she campaigned against Nancy Pelosi and then voted “present” in the January 2019 Speaker election.

“These people who just won in tough places, I think, will have a hard time, both as leaders but also just as politicians, going back on their word as their first thing that they do,” Slotkin said.

Now take a closer look at that example.

In November 2018, House Democrats nominated Pelosi in a secret-ballot caucus vote, 203 to 32, with three blank ballots. Roll Call reported that the caucus even rewrote its rules for the day and added a “no” box, so members who had promised voters they’d oppose Pelosi could check it. A Democrat lawmaker told the Washington Free Beacon that Pelosi gave some rebels permission to vote against her in that private ballot, with the expectation they’d vote “present” on the floor.

Thirty-two votes against her in secret. Only fifteen Democrats withheld their votes in public. Somebody handed out an awful lot of permission slips.

When a reporter asked then-Representative-elect Steven Horsford (D-NV) how he voted that day, he wouldn’t say. He called it a “secret ballot.”

And that famous “present” vote Slotkin keeps bragging about? Pelosi’s team preferred “present” over a vote for some other Democrat, Punchbowl News reported, because a “present” vote shrinks the number a Speaker needs to win. Slotkin pulled the same move in January 2021, telling reporters, “I’m not supporting the speaker. I’ll be voting ‘present,’ because no one stepped up to run against her.”

Pelosi took the gavel that day with just 216 votes, only the third Speaker in modern history to win without reaching 218.

So the promise Slotkin kept turned out to be a protest that helped the very leader she was protesting.

The Moderate Costume Comes Off Once the Doors Close

But her voting record always told the real story. During her first House term, Slotkin voted with Pelosi 96 percent of the time, according to ProPublica figures that PolitiFact reviewed. She sided with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib 89 percent of the time.

That’s the swing-district “moderate” from a Michigan seat Donald Trump carried by nearly 7 points in 2016.

Van Hollen isn’t much of a mystery either. He ran the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the party’s Senate campaign arm, from 2017 to 2019, during Schumer’s first years as leader. Now he says he’s “kicking the tires” on a 2028 presidential run, and he told the Washington Post that Senate leadership isn’t where he’d wage that fight. A leadership race he won’t enter makes a pretty handy prop for a White House race he might.

Maybe Slotkin really does vote no this time around. Maybe. But nobody outside that room will ever be able to check.

A Schumer Majority Hands the Socialist Wish List a Calendar

Whoever wins that closed-door vote runs the Senate floor. The majority leader decides which bills get a vote and which ones rot in a drawer.

And the agenda waiting in line doesn’t belong to swing voters in Michigan or Arizona. Bernie Sanders still carries his Medicare for All bill. Incoming Senator Abdul El-Sayed campaigned on the same thing. AOC co-wrote the Green New Deal resolution back in 2019. Government-run health care means government-run waiting lists, and the Green New Deal means higher power bills for families already squeezed at the pump and the checkout line.

The midterm wave didn’t drag the Democrat Party toward the middle. It pulled the socialist wing within arm’s reach of the Senate calendar, and every Democrat senator who rides along, out loud or in secret, helps hand it over.

President Trump still holds the veto pen through January 2029. But a Democrat Senate can still schedule votes, launch investigations, and parade every left-wing bill in front of the cameras for two straight years.

Slotkin’s “present” votes never stopped Nancy Pelosi from running the House. She says the new freshmen will have a hard time going back on their word. Their caucus just happens to vote in a room where nobody will ever find out.

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